Ana Ferreira, 18-year-old student, revealed last night that Prince William groped her. She recalled, “I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast.” She added, “I thought it couldn’t be the future king — but now I’ve seen the picture it’s no wonder he has a smile on his face! He has big manly hands and certainly knows what to do with them.”
As for her mother’s reaction, Anna revealed, “My mother thought it was very funny. She is pleased I met Prince William even though he was a little naughty.”
A royal source thought that Prince William would probably have to beg to girlfriend Kate Middleton when they meet this weekend. A source revealed, “Kate and William have a mature relationship but this will be very embarrassing for them both. He must have been mad to pose for pictures in the first place, let alone groping a girl. Can you imagine the fuss if she made a complaint?”